tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10635442.post112361165254882520..comments2023-10-21T03:07:18.017-05:00Comments on Enclave: Metro Public Service Director Rectifies Stolid Stupidity Of Solid Waste Director's "Stomp"S-townMikehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05948307051485318061noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10635442.post-1123717800044920262005-08-10T18:50:00.000-05:002005-08-10T18:50:00.000-05:00I guess this goes with out saying but I'm going to...I guess this goes with out saying but I'm going to anyway... <BR/><BR/>Let's break this down shall we?<BR/> <BR/>1: Take your trash and place it in a thin plastic bag (mind you there is glass and plastic bottles with the caps on.) <BR/><BR/>2: Once full remove bag and take out to the yard or street.<BR/><BR/>3: Place bag on ground and stomp on bag until it becomes thinner.<BR/><BR/>4: Hit one of the hard glass or plastic bottles with your foot.<BR/><BR/>5: Wake up... Realize you've been out cold for a good thirty seconds due to your foot flying out from under you as you slammed it down on to a hard round object covered in thin plastic and covered with very slick ick. <BR/><BR/>6: DON'T MOVE. Slowly remove cell phone from pocket and call 911. <BR/><BR/>7: Admire the day or night sky while trying to ignore the pain, shame, and utter stupidity of you've just done.<BR/><BR/>8: Ask medics if they wouldn’t mind cleaning up the trash that is now all over the place because you decided to stomp on your full trash bag causing it to rip and throw trash all over the place. <BR/><BR/>9: On way to hospital call layer to sue the city for the suggestion that someone due something like this. <BR/><BR/>10: Recover and repeat because you still don’t have the extra trash can that you requested.Moo_Cowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03124635010381173703noreply@blogger.com