"One man's torture is another man's CIA-sponsored swim lesson."

Do your kids need to take swim lessons? Based on conservative Rachel Marsden's comments on CNN yesterday, they'd be well taken care of at a CIA-waterboard session:

Sounds like Ms. Marsden hasn't actually gone through a waterboard lesson like this guy has. He calls it "truly horrible ... like you're going to drown." On second thought, don't let them waterboard your kids or anyone else.