Thus Averting the Plan to Build Red Square on Top of Plymouth Rock

Doctor, question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia - a no-brainer, right? Cause this is where the Mayflower landed. Not so. It turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere down in the West Indies. Little known fact.

- - Buck Laughlin, Best in Show

Music City Bloggers Blogger Glen Dean would probably be more at home during the Red Scare period of American history, and he demonstrates that by channelling Mark Rose, who does his own impression of Buck Laughlin with a wish bone lodged in his gullet, spinning the original Mayflower landing into a socialist plot.

Both Dean and Rose got a little history lesson from a commenter named bridgett, who seems to have a less partisan grasp of the facts.