The Truth about Titanium

Sales rep: I know why we have reservations.

Seinfeld: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See? You know how to take the reservation. You just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

Any company can put "Titanium" on their label, but really making the product out of Titanium is the most important part of Titanium production.

Otherwise, get yourself a grindstone and be prepared to test every single "Titanium" product you buy, because anyone can advertise that they sell "Titanium," even when they don't.

It's that random and morally relative market at work for you: the one that turns on the dictum, "A sucker is born every minute."