Found in a Deer Blind, Wearing USA across Chest: Sounds Like Material for a Future Republican Run for Office

Baseball's Roger Clemens, accused of steroid and human growth hormone drug-use, told a congressional committee yesterday that Major League Baseball's investigative committee (chaired by former U.S. Senator George Mitchell) could have found him if they wanted to. He also made himself an attractive potential candidate for office to the NRA and car-magnet patriots everywhere: