Hold on to Your Anti-ACORN Tin Foil Hats

We're being drowned in a flood of vote fraud:

despite all the [conservative] hysteria, from 2002 to 2005, only twenty people in the entire United States of America were found guilty of voting while ineligible and only five of voting more than once. By contrast, consider the lede on this story, published a week ago today:

Tens of thousands of eligible voters in at least six swing states have been removed from the rolls or have been blocked from registering in ways that appear to violate federal law, according to a review of state records and Social Security data by The New York Times.

ACORN's black helicopters are currently circling an undisclosed location somewhere over Ohio and West Virginia. Take cover.