In my best Barney Fife voice, "Sylvan Park: gateway to danger"

What the devil is going on in Sylvan Park?!

[12/15/2011: Part of City Paper story quote removed upon reader request]

At [4709 Nebraska Ave] ...detectives allegedly found a loaded 9 mm handgun, a rifle and a shotgun, as well as 3 grams of psychedelic mushrooms, 88 steroid pills, 30 grams of marijuana, a 1998 Jeep Wrangler, a 2003 Buell motorcycle, three computers and a surveillance system with six night-vision cameras.