Jerry Maynard's "Beer Cabaret" Bill Up for First Reading on Tuesday

The bill concerns much more than beer:

"a 'beer cabaret' ... shall not be considered a 'sexually oriented business/establishment'"....

"Beer Cabaret" means a theater, concert hall, auditorium, night club, bar, restaurant, or similar commercial establishment, located within the adult entertainment overlay district ... which regularly features live topless performances and dancers, not to include or permit specified prohibited anatomical areas or activities as defined in this section.

"Specified prohibited anatomical areas" means:
1. Less than completely and opaquely covered: Human genitals, pubic region,
2. Human male genitals in a discernibly turgid state, even if completely opaquely covered.

"Specified prohibited sexual activities" means:
1. Human genitals in a state of sexual stimulation or arousal;
2. Acts of human masturbation, sexual intercourse or sodomy.

What good is sitting alone in your room?