Thursday, October 02, 2008
Live in Salemtown and need to drive out somewhere on the morning of Saturday, Oct. 11? Well, Germantown is closing down our streets half that morning, so you better rearrange your life to suit their tipsy raccoon 5K run. HGI President Stacy Mosley just announced it to us this week, saying that the organizers of the "Germantown Street Festival" (NOT "Germantown Oktoberfest") wanted to highlight our "charm" as they see it with or without our consent.
We'll try to suspend all of our frivolous suspicious person calls in honor of that day. We would like to invite Tennessean reporter and G-town resident Janell Ross to join us on the sidelines as we cheer the runners on along the charming streets of Salemtown before we restart plaguing police in our inimitable race-based ways once again.