Thursday, October 26, 2006

A Cellphone No Doubt Endorsed By the ACLU

If ACLU lawyers are really in it for the money as some allege, then I would assume that they are all sporting the latest obscene mutation of cellphones, priced at nearly $1,300. Don't want to expend that infinitesimal amount of energy opening your phone? This one has a tiny motor that will open it for you; just what an ACLU lawyer needs after a taxing day of persecuting Wilson Co. Christians.

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